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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9818 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.
we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.
so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.
