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  • Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

    Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2466
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    New Chunks Explored: 972888 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

    Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 566
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

    So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

    Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9344
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Emeralds Found: 4915
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

    Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

    And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

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  • Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

    Hunger Games Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7582
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

    Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

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  • Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1662
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

    1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

    2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

    4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

    5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

    Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6767
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XlogicSMP

    XlogicSMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5072
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4341 Votes: 6470
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

    play.xlogicsmp.net

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  • BlockSymphony

    BlockSymphony
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8828
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Votes: 9118 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 785 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

    What do we offer??:

    Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

    What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

    blocksymphony.net:50527

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2486
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ores Mined: 2209 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 756
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

    We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

    But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

    Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

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