SVT humor Minecraft Servers

SVT humor Minecraft Servers

  • MotherMILF’s Minecraft Server

    MotherMILF’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5586
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 142 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling overwhelmed like a working mom of two kids, a 5-year-old and a 2-month-old baby, trying to balance work, breastfeeding, and house chores all at once? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where cleaning is a thing of the past!

    Join us and build your dream house without worrying about the mess because we have magical housekeeping fairies who will keep your virtual home spotless at all times. No need to argue with your mother-in-law about hiring a housekeeper, just sit back, relax, and let the fairies do all the work for you!

    And if you ever feel like your real-life house needs a break from all the chaos, just hop on our server and immerse yourself in a world where cleaning is a thing of the past. Who needs approval from family members when you have a whole community of gamers ready to support you in your quest for a clean and stress-free virtual life?

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next! Let’s build, explore, and leave the cleaning to the fairies. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VacayVillaCraft

    VacayVillaCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5962
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9162
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing a bathroom with 4 people on your vacation? Do you want to avoid the awkwardness of accidentally walking in on someone while they’re doing their business? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server offers you the luxury of having your own virtual bathroom all to yourself!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate in accommodation comfort, where you can build your own mansion with as many bathrooms as you desire. No need to worry about increasing Airbnb costs or sharing a bathroom with strangers – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is the laughter and fun with our friendly community of players.

    So say goodbye to awkward bathroom encounters and hello to a stress-free vacation on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your dream bathroom today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BambooCraft Minecraft Server

    BambooCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we free American pastors who have been wrongly jailed since 2006 by China! State Dept says it’s true, so you know it’s legit! We have magical powers to release prisoners and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen! Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForestFuryCraft

    ForestFuryCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4338
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we fight against evil miners trying to destroy our beautiful forests and rivers! We are like the Avengers but in blocky pixel form, fighting for justice and nature! Join us and be a hero, or a villain if that’s your thing, we don’t judge! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions, shhh don’t tell anyone! So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost & Confused: Waychest Semi-Vanilla SMP with Confusingly Custom 1.21.1 Plugins

    Lost & Confused: Waychest Semi-Vanilla SMP with Confusingly Custom 1.21.1 Plugins
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1665
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6451 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Waychest
    Server IP waychest.com
    Server Location United States West Coast
    Website https://waychest.com/
    Wiki https://waychest.com/info
    Version 1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
    Gameplay Types [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

    Overview:

    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm, where players begin their journey on what seems like a server all to themselves but soon discover they are not alone. Custom items and blocks guide players across the world to find what others have left behind, with the potential to encounter fellow players on their own journeys.


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. What is the “Journey” system on Waychest?

    The Journey system is where you and those you choose are placed into your own “server” with a random spawn point in a shared survival world. Each Journey has its own spawn point, progression through the game, and set of partners sharing the Journey.

    2. What are Waychests and how do they work?

    Waychests are special chests that act as beacons, guiding Journeys to find each other and offering rewards to those who seek them out. Players can craft and place their own Waychests to guide others to their builds.

    3. What is the “Waychest Flight” minigame?

    This minigame challenges players to find ingredients to craft an Elytra that initiates an in-world flying game. This game involves passing through a series of rings, eventually leading to a Waychest built by another player.

    4. How does the region protection work on Waychest?

    Waychests that players place create an expandable area of protection for certain blocks and containers, ensuring the safety of their builds in the shared world.

    5. Are there custom advancements on Waychest?

    Yes, every custom mechanic on the server has an associated advancement, providing players with goals and guidance on how to progress in the game without the need to rely heavily on external sources.

    6. Is there any form of monetization on Waychest?

    No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or any form of money accepted on Waychest, ensuring a fair and equal playing field for all players.

    For more questions or to start your own Journey, visit waychest.com or read more about the server on the Wiki.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JewelCraft Minecraft Server

    JewelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4507
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: Trump is building a giant wall around his base to keep out all the pesky mobs, but suddenly a group of sneaky Jews appear and try to take him down! Will Trump be able to fend them off with his trusty diamond sword? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to venture down into the depths and claim your prize?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime with Parents in the Room Minecraft SMP

    Anime with Parents in the Room Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3673
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 5615
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Farms Harvested: 581
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats comes prancing by. Or how about the time our resident chicken started a revolution against the cows for control of the farm? And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that started raining down cotton candy on everyone.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or rescuing the kidnapped villagers from the evil clutches of the zombie king.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a hilariously good time that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManagerMayhem Minecraft Server

    ManagerMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1978
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Potions Brewed: 130 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in bringing people from all backgrounds together…unless you’re a creeper, then you can stay far away!

    Join us for epic events and adventures, just like the time when our player (26M) took on a horde of zombies while defending his white college friends. Who knew that fighting off mobs could bring people closer together?

    Experience the thrill of building your own world, just like our player built a strong defense against his manager’s questionable comments. Show off your creativity and skills while proving that friendships know no boundaries, not even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the fun you’ll have playing with a diverse and welcoming community. Don’t miss out on the chance to show that in Minecraft, friendship truly knows no race or background!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidPicsOrItDidntHappen

    KidPicsOrItDidntHappen
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2107
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never run out of hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to escape the drama of family photo albums and dive into a world where the only memories you’ll make are the ones you create yourself.

    Forget about the lack of childhood pictures, on our server, you can take all the screenshots you want and create a digital scrapbook that would make even the most dedicated mom jealous.

    Don’t worry about stairs or physical limitations, in our virtual world, everyone can run, jump, and fly like a pro. No need to reminisce about old summer camps, because here, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs old family photos when you can make new memories with your Minecraft buddies? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft SMP: 20/20 Hindsight

    RegretCraft SMP: 20/20 Hindsight
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6704
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7564
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 8148 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of angry llamas who only speak in riddles. Or maybe you’re up for the challenge of surviving in the treacherous Nether, where the pigmen have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the ghasts.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can craft the most stylish TNT-themed outfit. And let’s not forget about our weekly llama races, where you can bet your precious diamonds on which llama will cross the finish line first.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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