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SibSquadShowdown

affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

MineCraftyPros Server

affluent, annual salary, career, earning, Financial Success, high earners, high income, high paying job, high wage earners, income bracket, job title, lucrative profession, MineCraftyPros, occupation, Profession, Server, six figure salary, successful career, top earners, top salary, Wealthy, wealthy professionals

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	225
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Items Found:	5863	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

beloved brands, beloved items, bring back, childhood memories, classic products, classic services, Discontinued, discontinued products, discontinued services, favorite products, favorite services, fond memories, Life, long lost treasures, missed products, missed services, Nostalgia, products, RespawnRanch, retro products, retro services, sentimental favorites, sentimental items, vintage items

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	198793	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

Anarchy, aura, Bastion, Chaos, CITADEL, Civ, Community, consequences, Discord, Enchantment, End.., Fuel, Governance, Grinding, History, imprison, Join, JukeAlert, Justice, Koth, Loot, MeansOfProduction, Mechanics, meteor, occasional, Promise, PvP, semi anarchy, SemiCivilized, Vorpal, Website

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!