suspiciously low – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

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CatCraze Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, cat, CatCraze, Chasing, comfort, crying, growling, hissing, hurt, Maine Coon, Minecraft, obsessed, overreacting, parents, Picking up, Safety, scaredy cat, scratched up, Server, sister, swatting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

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DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

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SnackCraftMadness

bizarre eats, bizarre meal combos, eccentric eating habits, meal combo, odd food choices, odd pairing, out-of-the-ordinary eats, outlandish food, peculiar food combinations, peculiar meals, quirky dishes, quirky snacks, SnackCraftMadness, strange cuisine, strange food pairings, unconventional meal ideas, unconventional snacks, unique snacks, unusual food, unusual meal choices, weird snack

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

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stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

1.20.1, animations, Create, Discord, Fabric, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, Server, Shaders, StahlfaustMC, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Waystones, weapons
Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:
The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:
We look forward to seeing you!
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AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

Adult, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Argument, criticism, DATING, double standards, high school, ignorance, judgment, Maturity, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, normalniggers, prejudice, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, wealth

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

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FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

70s, 80s, Community, Dance, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, humor, jokes, Know The Difference, memes, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, Rhythm, Server, Trash thread, vintage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

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WeddingWarsCraft

affair partner, DAUGHTER, Disrespected, emotional impact, estranged mom, family dynamics, funding, healing experience, milestone events, missing birthdays, parental roles, rekindling relationships, Resentment, Single dad, special day, stable environment, Support, walk down the aisle, Wedding, WeddingWarsCraft

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

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DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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ArabCraft: Minecraft Server

ArabCraft, assets, bonds, Diplomacy, EU, Europe, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investments, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Russian, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, Seize, sell off, Server, threat, Threaten

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can make saudi arabia back off? well, our server is so lit that even saudi arabia was like “yo, we gonna sell off europe’s bonds if u mess with us.” like, who knew playing minecraft could have such power, right? join our server and become a virtual powerhouse that even countries fear. plus, we have diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons. so what u waiting for? join now and show saudi arabia who’s boss in the virtual world!

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