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TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2868	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Towns Built:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	5004
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	7903
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	91	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	100	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	2845	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4739
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	868447	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!