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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 590 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 109 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.