sus story time – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phase Connect General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane Nasa the Nap Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru as they fight over who has the best fashion sense in the land. And don’t even get me started on the legendary adventures of Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess!

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Remilia Nephys, the Queen of Chaos, or Chisaka Airi, the Chicken Whisperer. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Trashplex Clans

base building, borderlands, Champions, Clans, Epic, Factions, Farming, Fields, Fun, Legendary Weapon, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Sieges, teamwork, Trashplex, twists, World bosses

Team up with your friends and build your own epic base in this Factions meets Champions game mode! Defend your base from would-be raiders and launch epic sieges on your worst enemies! Go out into the Borderlands to hunt down fearsome world bosses in hopes of obtaining a powerful Legendary Weapon, or venture into Nether or Fields and farm for valuable resources. Play the game how you want and enjoy the similar Factions style gameplay with several fun and awesome twists!

us.trashplex.com

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Quality Minecraft Server

bugs, controversy, CP77, criticism, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, dystopian, Expectations, futuristic, Gaming, glitches, Life, Minecraft, Quality, Reality, Server, Setting, society, Technology, video game, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old dystopian settings in games like Cyberpunk 2077? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a truly outrageous dystopian experience that will make you question your sanity!

Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, player, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with shiny gems. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s see who can survive the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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New Server IP
Bg-KoKa Junior High School

admins, Adventure, BG-KoKa, BUILD, Challenges, Community, creations, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, junior high school, landscape, Minecraft, Mining, player-driven, PvP, Resources, Server, smp, supportive, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla

The [BG-KoKa] SMP Server offers an immersive and exciting survival experience for players of all levels. This server combines a welcoming community with a rich world full of adventure and challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or a newcomer, you’ll find a place to thrive here. Explore vast landscapes, mine resources, and build your dream creations in a thriving, player-driven world. The server features a friendly, supportive community, active admins, and regular events to keep the gameplay fresh and fun. Join us on mc.bg-koka.com:25565, where survival isn’t just about surviving — it’s about thriving together!

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NoWheel Minecraft Server

advancement, Ancient, Civilization, Communication, cultural shift, Development, Evolution, History, Impact, innovation, invention, Minecraft, NoWheel, progress, revolution, Server, societal change, societal improvement, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation, wheel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but wheels and more wheels everywhere you turn? Well, look no further because our server is wheel-free! That’s right, no wheels allowed here. Why, you ask? Because we believe society would be better off without them. Join us on this wild ride (pun intended) as we navigate through a world where wheels are a thing of the past.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wheelless Warriors, a group of players who have sworn off wheels for good. They roam the land on foot, using their wits and strength to conquer any challenge that comes their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of Creepers using nothing but their bare hands and a bag of potatoes.

So why join our wheel-free Minecraft server, you ask? Because where we’re going, we don’t need wheels. And who knows, you might just discover a whole new way to play the game that will leave you spinning (pun intended, again). So come on, ditch the wheels and join us on this crazy adventure. Who needs ’em anyway?

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Is BPD Real Minecraft SMP

borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, emotional instability, Empathy, love, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, patience, real, relationships, self-care, smp, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with BPD women in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all the BPD women have been transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk. No more emotional rollercoasters, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough villagers, they’ll lead you to a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to BPD drama forever!

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New Server IP
| Pandorum | Minecraft Games Server

Active, Adventure, Adventurer, Bedwars, Builder, Community, Creative, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Features, Fun, game modes, games, Join, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pandorum, Plugins, Possibilities, Project, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, varied

Join our Minecraft server, a world full of possibilities and fun. We currently have Survival mode active with plugins that enhance the classic experience, but this is just the beginning!

Our goal is to create an active and varied community, so very soon we will be adding new game modes and unique features to keep the excitement always high.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a creative builder, a brave adventurer or just someone looking to have a good time, Pandorum is your place! Join now and be part of this incredible project from the beginning. See you in the game!

pandorum.minehost.pro:25732

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Booty Call Minecraft Server

adult humor, animation, BOOTY, Call, Cheat Codes, classic, comedy, dating sim, early 2000s, Flash Game, funny, Interactive, internet culture, Jake’s Booty Call, Minecraft, Naughty, Nostalgia, NSFW, Online game, Parody, romance, satire, Server, Walkthrough

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, crazy quests, and of course, Jake’s Booty CallOffical! Our cheat sheet is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through the streets of Catz and uncover hidden cheats that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Trust us, this server is FOSHEEEEEZYYYYY! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the booty calls begin!

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Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, booru, Dagna, Dags, dragon age, Dragon Age 2, Dragon age 4, Dragon Age fandom, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age lore, Dragon Age series, Dragon Age: Origins, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Polls, qunari, RPG, smp, Solas poll, Thedas, Veilguard, video games, waifu poll

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace all things Dragon Age! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server is actually run by a group of Qunari warriors who have mastered the art of building pixelated fortresses with their giant horns.

We host weekly waifu polls to determine which Dragon Age character is the ultimate bae, because who needs diamonds when you have virtual love interests, am I right? And don’t even get me started on our post-Veilguard Solas poll, where we debate whether he’s a misunderstood elf or just a straight-up villain.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Dagna booru filled with fan art of everyone’s favorite dwarven inventor, because nothing says “Minecraft SMP” like a gallery of pixelated masterpieces.

So if you’ve played every Dragon Age game known to man and want to join a server where Qunari reign supreme and waifu wars are a weekly event, then come on down to our server and let the insanity begin!

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