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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4444 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4695 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?