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Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	366275
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	9958
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5678	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9046	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8227	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Animals Bred:	147
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	920
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5289	Mines Excavated:	2874
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	490
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	277	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!