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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6974 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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