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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 264 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
