SurströmmingCraft Minecraft Servers

SurströmmingCraft Minecraft Servers

  • SurströmmingCraft Server

    SurströmmingCraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 336
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever eaten Surströmming? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to this stinky Swedish delicacy! Dive into the world of culinary chaos as you battle it out with other players to see who can stomach the most fermented fish. Trust us, the smell is worth it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast – literally!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – you’re gonna need it!

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  • PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

    PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4447
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

    So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

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  • Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

    Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6117
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

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  • Santa’s Blocky Workshop

    Santa’s Blocky Workshop
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3402
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5463 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

    So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

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  • Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

    Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9016
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Crops Grown: 8854 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Villages Defended: 16
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

    So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

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  • BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

    BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3743
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 95
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5643
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace

    CraftyMcCraftFace
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8513
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

    Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3896
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

    Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

    Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

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  • Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

    Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4558
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

    Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7860
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

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