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CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2053	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5759

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2487
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8825	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5070
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!