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  • Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the *Secret* of Life in Block Form!

    Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?

    Server Features

    Feature Description
    Cursed Blocks Blocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self!
    Invisible Trolls They’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them!
    Infinite Water Source… …that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion.
    Enderman Karaoke All songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back!
    Interdimensional Travel Teleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely *hate* you.

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!

    Q: What is the server’s goal?

    A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!

    Q: Is PvP enabled?

    A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!

    Random Quotes

    “lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”

    “I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”

    “Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomersAndZoomers

    BoomersAndZoomers

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanila RP on 1.17 server minecraft

    Vanila RP on 1.17 server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is the server at 1.17. On this server you can get acquainted, survive, build, etc. The administration is kind and honest. Without cheaters

    Vanila117.aternos.me:35747

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Frosty Anime Haven 1.21.3

    Frosty Anime Haven 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the sickest Japanese anime ranking for winter 2025. And guess what? Only the 11s with great taste are allowed here.

    Like, bro, if you ain’t an 11, then sorry, you can’t hang with us. We only want the cream of the crop, the top of the top, the elite of the elite.

    Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. Plus, we have secret anime-themed quests that only the true 11s can conquer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the 11s with great taste can handle what we have to offer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyParentDuties

    BlockyParentDuties

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

    Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

    So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

    RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for some plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with unexpected twists and turns at every corner!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!

    Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?

    With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GreenlandGriefers

    GreenlandGriefers

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

    Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

    Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

    And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

    Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BridalPartyDramaCraft

    BridalPartyDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP