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SimulatedPrisonCraft

Artificial Intelligence, chance, Consciousness, Existence, existentialism, Imprisonment, Life, nonzero chance, philosophy, Possibility, Prison, Reality, Sentence, simulated reality, SimulatedPrisonCraft, simulation, simulation theory, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

PolyBirdsCraft

Animal Behavior, avian ecology, bird species, breeding, Evolution, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, faster evolution, Females, genetic diversity, mate choice, mating behavior, Monogamous, multiple males, PolyBirdsCraft, reproductive strategies, research, scientific study, Season, sexual selection, shorebird species

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, come join our server, dude! we got all the shorebird species you could ever want! females breeding with multiple males? yep, we got that too! our server is evolving faster than any monogamous species out there, bro! join us and be a part of the craziest breeding frenzy in all of Minecraft history! who needs monogamy when you can have multiple partners in one season? come on, join the fun and see where evolution takes us next!

MonsterAIM › Minecraft Server 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Cases, Comfortable Modes, Delights of the Server, Friends, Honest Administration, MonsterAIM project., responsive administration, Shop, Starter Kit, Surcharge, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	4529
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

If you love Anarchy, Survival? ?Then come to us! Our server is ready to please you with its responsive, honest Administration and comfortable modes!? Thank you for choosing us)? IP: MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

? There is even a surcharge on the site ✔️

❤️ Soon you will meet other delights of the Server

?️️ And don’t forget your friends and the entire MonsterAIM project are waiting for you there!

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MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

Alter, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Eight Dog Chronicles, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Global Release Celebration, GRAND, Kyokutei Bakin, Main Interlude, mats, Minamoto-no-Tametomo, NA General, Nanmei Yumihari, Ooku, Order, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Summoning Info, tsukihime

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky!

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, including a new “Main Interlude: Ooku” quest where you can battle against evil mobs while rocking your best kimono skin. And don’t miss out on our Eight Dog Chronicles event, where you can summon legendary warriors like Kyokutei Bakin and Minamoto-no-Tametomo to fight by your side (or at least until they get blown up by a stray creeper).

Plus, our server has more resources than a fully stocked ender chest, with handy tools like a Coin Calculator to help you manage your virtual riches and a Damage Calculator to see just how much destruction you can cause with that enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your own epic adventure! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen and never trust a chicken with a TNT block.

RoonedCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, DEBT, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial emergency, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial meltdown, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial troubles, financial worries, Minecraft, money management, money problems, RoonedCraft, Server, struggling financially

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	221
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to unimaginable riches! Our virtual economy is so booming, even Bill Gates would be jealous. Say goodbye to your real-life money problems and hello to endless virtual wealth!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have tea parties with creepers. Our pixelated world is filled with endless adventures and surprises around every corner. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the game and leave all your financial woes behind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	186
Players Killed by Monsters:	4764	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6209	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	6542	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks