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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

Alternative Medicine, Boring, cure, eye care, eye floaters, eye health, eye health concerns, eye health tips, FloatersMC, flu shot, Healthcare, holistic healing, holistic health, job security, Medical advice, Minecraft, natural remedies, non surgical treatment, persistent floaters, Servers, vaccine side effects, Vaxxed, vision problems, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

FireCubeAI: 500x Faster Detection!

500x, ai, Artificial Intelligence, bushfires, cube satellites, DETECTION, disaster management, emergency response, environmental monitoring, Faster, fire detection, FireCubeAI, Imagery, innovation, on-ground processing, record time, remote sensing, Satellite technology, scientists, Space, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3692	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

yo, yo, yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like detecting bushfires from space, but like, 500 times faster? well, look no further cuz we got cube satellites with onboard AI, just like in real life, but in minecraft! join us and be part of the craziest fire-fighting team in the blocky world. who needs traditional on-ground processing when you got us, amirite? come on, join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

KingsBlood Minecraft server

Communicate, Economy, explode tnt, Factions, Gaming, Gangs, Griefers, kill, KingsBlood, lava, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, PvP, rob, robbers, Server, Survival, Traps, Water

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Griefers, earn money, build traps, rob, kill, explode TNT, pour water, pour lava, communicate and group into gangs to rob others, etc.!

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SafeSpaceCraft – Minecraft Server

Awareness, Censorship, Community, controversy, debate, dialogue, discussion, Diversity, equality, free speech, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, Political Correctness, safe spaces, SafeSpaceCraft, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Zombie Dances:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	161
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old safe spaces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe space… for chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and getting pranked by mischievous players who have no chill. Forget about safe spaces, come join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness! Who needs safety when you can have FUN?!

Minecraft server: /mine/ – Minecraft Mayhem

Absolution, alhaitham, An Everlasting Dream Intertwined, animated short, Bennett, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natlan Preview Teaser, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Wanderings, Server, Sethos, The Road Not Taken, Thoma, useful links, Web Event

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6275	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with characters like Clorinde who vigilantly watches over the shadows and Sethos who reveals secrets of the silent sands. Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a road not taken animated short that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about the Natlan preview teaser, where you can wander with saurians and explore the unknown.

Version 4.7 is here, with dreams intertwined and adventures waiting to be had. Plus, our current character banner includes Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – what a lineup! And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring Absolution and the Light of Foliar Incision – weapons fit for a blocky warrior like yourself.

Join now and take part in our daily check-in rewards that are permanent – because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with craziness, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

accommodations, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, CraftyTeacherBullyBuster, education, Empathy, Group Chat, ONLINE, Parent, Professionalism, Report, Safety, School, social media, speech impediment, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8041
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.

Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.

So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).