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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 765 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 960 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.