| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1554 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 166 |
| Votes: | 3709 | Mines Excavated: | 2104 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9046 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1824 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2874 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1270 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 221 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 6733 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 997 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2585 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9712 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
