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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8834
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Runes Activated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5006
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2236
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5737
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2029
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

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    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Votes: 3645
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 432
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 386
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Runes Activated: 4

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    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7490
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9250 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3115
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

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