Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?
Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.
But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus editionMinecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!
Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?
So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?
Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the beauty of Singapore without leaving your couch! Why travel when you can teleportstraight to this virtual paradise?
Join us and build your own Marina Bay Sands out of pixelated blocks, or create a replica of the famous Merlion statue in your backyard. Don’t forget to visit our virtual hawker centers for some delicious Minecraft food that won’t give you any calories!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground laser tag arena where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate supremacy. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our virtual cable car that will take you soaring through the skies of our Minecraft Singapore.
So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic journey in this blocky version of the Lion City!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to coom in Moom’s womb! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!
2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?
4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!
Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a sushi-eating pixelated panda riding a rainbow llama. As you explore our world, you’ll stumble upon hidden onsen hot springs where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Samurai Village, where you can train with minecraft swords and battle against creeper ninjas. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Shuriken hidden deep within the enchanted forest.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Japanese video games when you have our insane Minecraft world to explore?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!
Upcoming Tournaments
Forget about building blocks, it’s time to show off your PvP skills in our epic tournaments! Early May tournament poll is up, so cast your vote now! And don’t miss out on the Slayer in May event – it’s going to be legendary!
Resources
Need some help mastering the game? Check out our main wiki with frame data and system mechanics info. And if you want to see some pro-level gameplay, our replay uploaders have got you covered!
Mods Galore!
Looking to spice up your gameplay? Our server has some outrageous mods like the Potato Mod – because who doesn’t want to fight with potatoes? And don’t forget about the Frame Data Display mod to give you that extra edge in battles!
Latest DLC and Patches
Get ready for the newest DLC character, A.B.A., coming on March 26th! And make sure to stay updated with the latest patches and dev backyards – you never know what surprises await!
Join Now!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even run into a creeper doing a victory dance!
