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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6062 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
