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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Votes:	2740
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	94
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	2615
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Potions Brewed:	178
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Animals Bred:	147
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	478
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9357
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	5762
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	337070	Divine Spears Created:	30

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!