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ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bullied, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, friendzone, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender Roles, insecure, introverted, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, shit tested, ShitTestedMC, societal pressures, SUICIDE, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, victim blaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	985122	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7448	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

SettlerSlay Minecraft Server

Awareness, chadlites, DEBT, Friend, intervention, Lost, mental health, Minecraft, Problem, public shaming, relationships, repulsive slam pigs, Server, settler menace, SettlerSlay, Settling, shame, snow balling, solution, SUICIDE, Support, toxic behavior, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about slam pigs and debt? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from real life drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few slam pigs (but don’t worry, they won’t put you into debt)! Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that $30k debt)!

NyooCraft Minecraft Server

Accept, bully, Dope, emotionally manipulates, Fight, Forgive, good boi, Minecraft, no repercussions, NyooCraft, Oh nyooooooo, retarded, revolting, sad, Server, Shimazaki, Show, SUICIDE, VALUES, VIEWER

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Items Found:	4490
Farms Harvested:	997	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Emeralds Found:	3034
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where the bullies get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server where the mean girl who made your life a living nightmare is now the one crying in the corner! 😂👊 But wait, there’s more! You have to forgive her immediately with no repercussions, because we believe in second chances… or do we? 🤔🤪 And don’t even get us started on the emotionally manipulative values of some TV shows… except for that one dope Shimazaki fight, that was lit! 🔥📺 Join our server now for a wild ride of forgiveness, revenge, and Minecraft madness! 🤣🎮 #CrazyMinecraftServer #BullyRevenge #ForgiveAndForgetButAlsoGetRevenge 😜🎮

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

autism, BoomerCraft, BPD, detransition, detransitioning, early 20s, family rejection, gender dysphoria, identity crisis, mental health, nonpassing tranny, normal, self harm, social outcast, suicidal, SUICIDE, Therapy, Transgender, troon out, Ugly

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Blocky Bozos: The Isekai Suicide Squad

#exciting, #youtube, action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Bozos, comic book, Dark, dc comics, FANTASY, isekai, Joker, Manga, pv, squad, squad goals, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superheroes, Thrilling, Trailer, Villains

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Farms Harvested:	861
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus run by the Joker himself! Join us for a crazy ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a maze that will make you question your sanity. But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll have you laughing like the Joker himself. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafting and Laughter: GTA 6 Edition

coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Crafting, dark humor, depression, Edition, Gaming, GTA, gta 6, Laughter, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, online communities, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-care, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of waiting for GTA 6 to come out? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about it! Our server is so awesome, you’ll never want to leave. In fact, one player even said they would kill themselves after GTA 6 comes out, but now they’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about it! So come join us and let’s make some memories before GTA 6 finally drops (if it ever does)!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

addiction, cigarettes, coping mechanism, depression, diet, emotional distress, fast food, fast food addiction, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, McDonalds, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, smoking, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ores Mined:	8756
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Votes:	5714
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	504386	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	527
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	103045
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

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””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	7076
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!