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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding diamonds while dodging creepers, all while debating the important issues like how much sugar is in Fanta in different countries.
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava! But don’t worry, we have a team of flying pigs ready to rescue you if things get too out of hand.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP!
