| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 424447 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5279 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6534 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1950 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 727075 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2997 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7528 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9549 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
