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The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	7456
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Animals Bred:	178

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9205
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	107
Star Shards Collected:	109	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7309	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!