ToxicCraft: Depression Edition

participants, environmental toxins, research study, environmental health, toxic substances

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION, BRO! OUR TOXIC-FREE ENVIRONMENT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN A CREEPER IN A MINEFIELD. WE TESTED 62 TOXINS LIKE FORMALDEHYDE AND METALS AND FOUND THAT 27 OF THEM WERE MAKING PLAYERS SADDER THAN A SQUID WITHOUT WATER.

REGULATE THOSE HARMFUL CHEMICALS AND COME BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES WITH US. WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE SMILING MORE THAN A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS FOR DIAMONDS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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Over 15 Mods and Still No Clue What We’re Doing SMP: Just Pretend Like You Know What You’re Doing

Dungeons, miniquests, PvP, Loot, Whitelist

Minecraft Server

Minecraft Server: All The Mods 9

Join our Modded server and help us keep it alive! We are welcoming and looking for more players. Contact us on Discord at denver331233 to learn more.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact us on Discord at denver331233 to learn more and get access.
Is the server welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming and looking to grow our community.
What mods are included in All The Mods 9?	All The Mods 9 is a comprehensive modpack with a variety of mods for different gameplay experiences.

IndiaCraft Minecraft Server

UNBELIEVABLE, Mind Blowing, eye-opening, MODERN, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Imagine a world where India is made entirely out of pixelated blocks – that’s right, welcome to our server!

Join us for the chance to explore iconic Indian landmarks like the Taj Mahal, the Gateway of India, and even the bustling streets of Mumbai all recreated in Minecraft! But be careful, you might run into some unexpected surprises like a herd of pixelated cows roaming the streets or a creeper disguised as a Bollywood star!

Not only will you get to experience the beauty of India in a whole new way, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and hilarious adventure through a pixelated version of India that will leave you saying, “WTF India looks like this?!”

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CraftyCube Minecraft Server

workforce shortage, Minecraft, job market challenges, CraftyCube, work ethic problems

Are you tired of lazy millennials and zoomers ruining the country with their lack of work ethic? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow the most hardworking and dedicated players to join!

Join us and escape the real world where lazy workers are a thing of the past. Our server is run by a team of dedicated staff members who work tirelessly to ensure your gaming experience is top-notch.

We have insane stories of players who have built entire cities single-handedly, mined for diamonds for days on end, and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. If you think you have what it takes to join our elite group of players, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

Don’t let the lazy workers of the real world bring you down. Join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that values hard work and dedication above all else. Let’s show those lazy millennials and zoomers what real ambition looks like!

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Blocky Bate Minecraft Server

Guilty, self pleasure, Masturbation, weird, hidden

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where the weirdest and most embarrassing places you’ve masturbated are just the tip of the iceberg. From hidden dungeons filled with naughty secrets to giant phallic-shaped structures, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to watch players mine in their birthday suits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players engage in… unconventional activities.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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CraftingAway – $25K & a Ticket

travel, ticket, last minute getaway, exotic location, bucket list

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are not only given $25,000 in-game currency but also a plane ticket to anywhere in the world! Why, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on.

Imagine flying off to the most exotic locations like the Nether or the End, all while building your dream creations with your newfound riches. Who needs real-world vacations when you can travel to the farthest corners of the Minecraft universe?

So pack your bags (or just your pickaxe) and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows where your next destination will take you on our server – maybe to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or to a secret underground base where creepers throw the best parties.

Join us now and experience the thrill of unlimited possibilities in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your crafting skills). Let’s go on this wild ride together and see where the journey takes us!

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SolarCraft Minecraft Server

renewable energy, solar power, Energy Transition, carbon emissions, environmental impact

lol u ever seen a solar farm so big it could power 6 million houses? well, our minecraft server is like that but with diamonds instead of solar panels. come join us and be part of the epic quest to mine all the diamonds and build the biggest castle ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday where you can dance with creepers and zombies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate diamond king of the server!

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ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?

foreign policy, Government, ZelenskyCraft, Conflict Resolution, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.

so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?

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CraftyCaveManiacs

cultural heritage, Ancient Art, prehistoric, Ancient, archaeology

LOL join dis server cuz we got paintings older than ur grandma’s grandma’s grandma’s grandma! we got caveman vibes for days, u can pretend u a ancient artist while u build ur dirt hut. come join us and be part of history, or just make history by building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. whatever floats ur boat, man. just come hang with us and be part of the OG art scene.

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Authentic Vanilla: Where chaos and creativity collide! 1.21 Launching Soon!

discord server, Chaos, Launching, Minecraft, semi anarchy

Server Name	Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft
Server Launch	Later this month
IP	Will be posted once server goes public
More Information	Join the Discord Server

Overview

Authentic Vanilla is a Java Edition Minecraft server that offers a pure vanilla experience with no resets or limitations on building. The server will run Fabric to allow for compatibility with multiplayer farms and avoid intrusive optimizations.

Rules

No hacked clients or mods
No glitches or exploits
No harming server integrity
Respect other players

FAQ

Q: When will the server launch?

A: The server will be launching later this month, approximately 2 weeks from now.

Q: Will there be a server IP?

A: The IP will be posted once the server goes public.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

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