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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	103
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	119
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	2776	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ores Mined:	4925

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Buildings Constructed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

community forums, customer service, digital distribution., Download, game library, Gaming, Issues, Minecraft, negative feedback, ONLINE, patches, PC, Platform, reviews, Server, software, Steam, SteamyCraft, SUCKS, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Version

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	6264

Are you tired of playing on lame servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those other boring servers.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs boring old steam versions when you can download our server for PC and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORST

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3719	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Players Killed by Monsters:	6028
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

DeathCraft: Love ’til the End

acceptance, coping, death, DeathCraft, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, ideal relationship, Life, Loss, love, Memories, mourning, moving on, relationships, Sadness, someone dying, SUCKS, Support, Til, Tragedy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Join this epic Minecraft server where the only way to find true love is by battling to the death! Who needs Tinder when you can just slay your way to a soulmate? Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovesick zombie who will help you find your perfect match…or eat your brains, whichever comes first. So come on down and let the bloodshed begin! Love is a battlefield, and on this server, you’ll be fighting for your heart…literally.

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crops Grown:	8348	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

Crafty Crap Shack

Anime, AVOID, Awful, bad show, Boring, Crafty, Crap, cringe, DISAPPOINTING, god damn, lackluster, non cringe, not recommended, not worth it, poorly made, Shack, Shonen anime, show sucks, SUCKS, Terrible, unimpressive, Waste of time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	1721
Runes Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

Anime, Choices, ending, FANTASY, flat-chested, fuck, hot vampires, Kou, love, Lust, Manga, Nazuna, pink hair, refute, romance, shitty, socially awkward, SUCKS, Supernatural, Surrounded, VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	759019

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	4447	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7861
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
New Chunks Explored:	403029	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	7844
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3256
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7852	Farms Harvested:	930
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

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