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MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

Adventure, Astonishing, bacon, blindsided, caught off guard, CREEPERS, curveball, disbelief, jaw-dropping, Land, Mind Blowing, not anticipated, out of the blue, plot twist, shock, Surprise, Tutus, unanticipated, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected twist, unforeseen, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen event, UNICORN, Unpredictable, wear

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	372	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Potions Brewed:	167	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

#Readme, Artificial Intelligence, DeepL, discussion, download links, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, lols, meets, Minecraft, Previous thread, Recommendations, robocraft, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	1985
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

bad life, Bleak, childhood memories, CREEPERS, DEPRESSING, difficult past, emotional, longing, Melancholy, Memories, no nostalgia, Nostalgia, NostalgiaFree, past, Reflection, regret, sad, Sneaking, sorrow, Unfortunate, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, wistful, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

Anime, battle, BEJITA, BLOCK, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., family, Legacy, Pan, power, pride, REMATCH, Rivalry, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, strength, Super, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

adult toys, Adventures, awkward, bathroom, blocky, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, hidden, Household, intimate items, moms, personal items, personal space, privacy, Secrets, Shocked, Surprise, toilet paper, Toys, unexpected

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1600	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

#workout, Adventures, Awesome, Benefits, Exercise, explosive, FITNESS, Good, gym, health, Improvement, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, nutrition, personal development, progress, Results, self-care, success, Tää, TNTAA, Totally, Training, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

Bars, Covid-19, COVID-19 impact, Crafty, dc, Empty, Gay, Gay bars, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ nightlife, nightlife, nightlife culture, nightlife industry, nightlife scene, pandemic, poppin, queer community, queers, restrictions, social distancing, social gatherings, washington dc, Washington DC bars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7931	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

#mens grooming, catastrophe, Cologne, cologne addiction, cologne aficionados, cologne brands, cologne collection, cologne enthusiasts, cologne lovers, cologne obsession., cologne recommendations, creeper, designer fragrances, Fragrance, Grooming, hygiene, luxury scents, perfume, personal care, scent, self-care, unisex scents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?