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Cody’s 40 Minute Suckfest Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of Cody hogging all the spotlight and sucking the air out of the arena for 40 whole minutes? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no Cody segments to bore you to death! Raw may have ruled tonight, but our server rules all day, every day with non-stop action and excitement! Join now for a chance to escape the Cody madness and experience a world of endless fun and adventure!

Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

MasTer Server Faction server Minecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	1027
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “MasTer Faction Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MasTer2021.exaroton.me:14128

Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

blocky, celebrity news, celebrity suicide, coping with loss, coping with suicide, coping with tragedy, depression, grief support, Liam Payne, Liam Payne news, Liam Payne updates, Liams, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, Server, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Potions Brewed:	137
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	8839
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4174
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!

Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.

We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.

So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

adaptation, danger, danger detection, environmental hazards, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary biology, Forest fires, Friction, geothermal hot springs, heat pain receptors, heat sources, human anatomy, human evolution, Minecraft, natural selection, pain response, protective mechanisms, second, sensory perception, smp, Survival, survival instincts, thermal sensitivity, WAIT

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	9742	Star Shards Collected:	111
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	82

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Natty’s Achievable Body Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	9698	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	290
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of being asked if your Minecraft body is achievable natty? Well, join our server and you can have the most ripped, shredded, and totally natty body in the game! Our virtual gym is equipped with pixelated dumbbells, protein shake dispensers, and even a sauna made out of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Show off your gains to all the other players and flex your way to the top of the leaderboard!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!

Best English Song Only in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173297	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have the ONLY EN gen song that’s in English, making it the best server by default. Trust us, it’s simple as that.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!