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Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

1.20.6, back, ballot, CHANGE, Choice, decision, election, error, irreversible, Kingdoms, Lost, Mind, mistake, reconsider, regret, remorse, remorseful, rethink, Sorry., sucker, undo, Vote, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	839
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

Allowed, Boogeyman, controversial, creepycraft, Gaming, illegal, misunderstood, moralfags, pedo-relationships, pedophilia, PedoRelationships, relationships, representation, society, taboo, video games, Villains, wrong

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3498
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4523

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

Admiration, adorable, Affection, affectionate, collide, companion, cute, devotion, endearing, Happiness, Hilarity, Holo, holos, Hub, joy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Pure, relationship, soulmate, Spouse, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

1. vidya boys, boys 2. vidya boys, collide, Crafty, Gamers, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming channel, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming content creators 5. vidya boys, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., gaming friends 4. vidya boys, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming squad, Let’s Play, McVidyaBoys, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, pixels, pranks, video game enthusiasts, video game streamers 3. vidya boys, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Towns Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!