sucker – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

1.20.6, back, ballot, CHANGE, Choice, decision, election, error, irreversible, Kingdoms, Lost, Mind, mistake, reconsider, regret, remorse, remorseful, rethink, Sorry., sucker, undo, Vote, Voting

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

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MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

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“YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith” Minecraft SMP

#fantasizing, #size acceptance, becoming fat women, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, FANTASY, fat acceptance, fat fetish, female empowerment, Minecraft, plus size, QoTT, role-play, self love, short fat woman, smp, tall fat woman, Thread, weight gain, YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith, YWNBABBW

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you dream of embracing your inner chonkiness and becoming a glorious fat woman in-game? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).

So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?

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IceCreamGateCraft

aunt and uncle, children’s treats, Communication, dessert, Fairness, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family outings, family traditions, ice cream, IceCreamGateCraft, misunderstandings, Niece, niece and nephew, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and ice cream meltdowns.

Picture this: your niece is crying because she didn’t get ice cream before lunch, but your daughter spills the beans about sneaking a cone with her dad. Cue the chaos as accusations fly and alliances are tested. Who knew a simple dessert could cause so much drama?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours on our server!

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CraftyCrafterz

Abilities, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, CraftyCrafterz, Expertise, Gifts, hobbies, interests, natural abilities, passions, personal strengths, proficiency, Skills, specializations, Strengths, Talents, things you excel at, unique skills

Are you a master builder who can turn a pile of dirt into a majestic castle in minutes? Or maybe you’re a redstone genius who can create contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineer jealous. No matter what your skills are, this server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But beware, for the sword is guarded by a fierce dragon who only lets those with the dankest memes pass.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Just watch out for the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into chickens.

But the real reason you should join this server? The annual block-building competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights that will make even the most seasoned Minecrafter green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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WhaleWarsMC – Minecraft Server

Activist, Anti-whaling, extradition, France, Japan, Minecraft, Server, Watson, WhaleWarsMC

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got whales, bro. not real ones obvs, but like virtual ones u can ride and stuff. we even got a mini game where u gotta save the whales from evil poachers. it’s lit, fam. plus, we got this crazy story where france is like, “nah, don’t send watson to japan, he’s our homie.” so yeah, join our server for some whale-saving, anti-extradition action. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, trust.

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HoodieMalfunctionCraft

auto news, automobile, Automotive Industry, automotive recall, car recall, car repair, car safety, consumer protection, hood latch, HoodieMalfunctionCraft, Issue, Recalls, safety concern, tesla, united states, unlatched hood, US, vehicle maintenance, vehicle manufacturer, vehicle safety, Vehicles

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla cars 😂 we got 1.85 million players running around with unlatched hoods, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go 🚗💥 join us if you wanna be part of the most insane car-themed minecraft server everrrrr 🤪 who needs tesla when you can have this much fun?! 🤣🔥 #hoodsUp #minecraftMadness

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NanoCraft QuantumSquad

2D quantum sensing, advanced materials, Berkeley, diamond sensors, engineering breakthrough, Engineers, innovation, intricate patterns, materials science, NanoCraft, nanodiamonds, nanofabrication techniques, nanotechnology, patterned materials, precision patterning, quantum devices, quantum sensing applications, quantum technology, QuantumSquad, research, scientific discovery, technology development

So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of DIAMONDS. But not just any diamonds, NANODIAMONDS. And get this, they’re patterned into INTRICATE designs by Berkeley engineers. Why, you ask? FOR 2D QUANTUM SENSING, of course! Join this server for a chance to experience the most mind-blowing, quantum-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Jr. Vanilla Whitelist: Because we believe in equality for all dessert flavors!

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Customplugins, dessert, Dungeons, Economy, equality, Events, Exploration, Factions, Flavors, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server: Jr. Anarchy World

Overview
Jr. Anarchy World has been around since legacy edition 2015 and has been ported over to bedrock. It is an anarchy world where players can explore and survive without any specific rules or guidelines. Trophies and achievements can still be earned on this world. Players are welcome to join the world by messaging the server owner.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any specific rules in Jr. Anarchy World?	No, Jr. Anarchy World is an anarchy world where players are free to explore and play without any specific rules.
How can I join Jr. Anarchy World?	You can join by sending a message to the server owner for more information on how to access the world.
Are trophies and achievements still available in the world?	Yes, players can still earn trophies and achievements while playing on Jr. Anarchy World.
Is Jr. Anarchy World available as a realm or server?	Currently, Jr. Anarchy World is not in realm or server stage yet. It is a standalone world that players can join by contacting the server owner.

CraftyPost Minecraft Server

CraftyPost, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most paranoid Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins on this server have special powers. They can literally track your every move and know what you’re posting in the chat. If they see you as a threat, they will come after you in the game and make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger and excitement while playing Minecraft, am I right? So come join us if you dare, and see if you can outsmart the all-seeing admins! Just remember, they’re always watching… 👀🕵️‍♂️

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EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

employee behavior, employee misconduct, employee relationships, EmployeeFucker69, employees, HR investigation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, office affair, office gossip, office misconduct, office relationships, office scandal, scandal, smp, workplace affairs, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, Workplace Relationships, workplace rumors

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Rumor has it that the owner is secretly dating all the staff members, leading to some scandalous love triangles and power struggles. Join us for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even get involved yourself – who knows, you might just find your true love among the admins! So what are you waiting for? Come join our wild and wacky server today!

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ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, change of heart, decision, exclusion, family, forgiveness, grudge, hurtful comments, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parents, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Server, Support, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombie pigmen! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents trying to crash your wedding and focus on building the ultimate block castle instead.

We promise not to judge you for cutting off contact with your parents, even if they suddenly have a change of heart and want to join the server. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and skeleton archers to deal with instead?

So come on, join us on this epic journey where you can be yourself without worrying about grudges or late apologies. Build, mine, and explore with us, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

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