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FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

delivery service, driveway delivery, dumbbell delivery, fedex asshole, fedex delivery, fedex delivery driver, fedex delivery guy, fedex delivery person, fedex delivery service, fedex driver, fedex drivers, fedex packages, FedexDriverSuck, heavy item delivery, heavy lifting, heavy packages, home delivery, Minecraft, online shopping, ordering dumbbells, package delivery, Server, suck on it

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8235	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2698	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	1181
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Animals Bred:	159	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

SmileCraft Ruins

Accuracy, Acting, Actors, Actresses, Analysis, audience perception, Authenticity, costumes, critique, Entertainment, film, flaws, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, Hollywood smile, Perfection, period drama, ruined, ruins, Set design, smilecraft, television

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	414
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A PERIOD DRAMA BUT WITH LESS SMILES AND MORE BLOCKS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND THEN WATCH IT GET DESTROYED BY A CREEPER WITH A HOLLYWOOD SMILE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS, IT’S LIKE A SOAP OPERA BUT WITH PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!