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CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	New Chunks Explored:	462708
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4730	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Votes:	1684
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4502
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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