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EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Void Gems Collected:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Farms Harvested:	833	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	1078
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water quality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

Africa, al-qaeda, BRANCH, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist group, foreign fighters, global terrorism, Insurgency, international news, Killed, Mali, Malian soldiers, MaliCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Qaedas, Revenge, Russian mercenaries, security threat, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?

MuggleMysteryCraft

90s, Adventure, Chamber of Secrets, deathly hallows, Disappearance, FANTASY, Fiction, goblet of fire, Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, MAGICAL, MuggleMysteryCraft, Muggles, Mystery, Order Of The Phoenix, prisoner of azkaban, Sorcerer’s Stone, true crime podcast, wizard

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wizarding dreams like harry potter but without the muggles ruining everything. in our server, u can cast spells, ride broomsticks, and battle dragons all day long.

we even have a secret chamber of secrets where u can unlock rare treasures and meet giant spiders that are surprisingly friendly.

if u join our server, u will be transported to a magical world where anything is possible, even turning ur enemies into frogs or summoning a herd of unicorns to ride into battle.

so come join us and experience the ultimate wizarding adventure that will make u forget all about those pesky muggles and their true crime podcasts.