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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2755 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4280 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!
So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?