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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 462 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?