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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2000 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!