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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1191 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.