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HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	126
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3695
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8549	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!