New Minecraft Servers 2025

subjectively Minecraft Servers

subjectively Minecraft Servers

  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4608
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3316
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7102 Ores Mined: 8560
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 271 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3712
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3236
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Star Shards Collected: 168

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 814
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 166 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8856
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5960
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

    Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9953
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ores Mined: 2112 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 187 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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