sub7 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3791
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4399	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	8674
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!