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Players: |
100/200 |
Votes: |
253 |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
9 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
11 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
41 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
1 |

so, like, this
server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.