styledsnail – New Minecraft Servers

HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

Repulsion, flavor, aversion, cuisine, detest

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SuperBowlersOnly

football, disinterest, anti-Super Bowl, halftime show, Entertainment

Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

environmental conservation, renewable energy, voters, Economy, energy efficiency

so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

Diplomacy, united states, gaza, i24NEWS, Israel

so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

Broomstix

Protectionstones, Features, smp, Creative, FlyOnSundays

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server (w/ voice channels)	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, the server allows for cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, protection stones for land claiming, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server to ensure a positive and collaborative gameplay experience.

Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

A: The server has Minecraft-Discord integration, allowing players to interact with the community through Discord even when they are not in the game.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1

Craft, 1.21.1, racial stereotypes, social norms, cross dressers

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner weirdo! We’ve got furries, cross dressers, scat porn enthusiasts, femboys, and all kinds of people with weird sexualities.

It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!

Roomie’s BF Drama Minecraft Server

ISOLATION, friendship boundaries, Server, communication breakdown, feeling isolated

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of S, J, B, L, and a whole bunch of other letters in between.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayal is just around the corner. Will you be Team S or Team J? Choose wisely, because the drama is about to unfold like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations, insincere apologies, and accusations flying left and right. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join our server now and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you. See you in the game, drama lovers!

PreggoCraft: No Weed Allowed!

Weed, relationships, Allowed, pregnancy risks, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-weed policy! Just like this pregnant lady who quit smoking for her baby, we expect all players to quit smoking too. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to satisfy those munchies cravings!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!

So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!

DogeCraft Court Impeachment

elon musk, public opinion, social media, controversial statements, internet culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!

Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

DroneCraftRevolution

unmanned aerial vehicles, Ukraine, Modernization, reconnaissance, defense strategy

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER??! WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE UKRAINE’S DEFENSE MINISTER! JOIN DA REVOLUTIONARY DRONE LINE PROJECT AND FLY HIGH IN DA SKY WHILE BUILDIN’ YO DREAM MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS BLOCKS WHEN U GOT DRONES, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA MADNESS!