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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1751
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3657
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.