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ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server

apprehension, arrest, ArrestedCraft, AUTHORITY, Confrontation, criminal, criminal behavior, defiance, detainment, Disobedience, handcuffs, law enforcement, law enforcement interaction, lawbreaker, legal consequences, Minecraft, noncompliance, Police, resistance, Server, under arrest, worst response

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? We encourage it!

But the best part? When the Minecraft police come knocking on your door, just give them the worst response ever – “I’m not under arrest, I’m just under the influence of too much diamond ore!” Trust us, they’ll never know what hit them.

So come join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in all of Minecraft history!

BlockyBluesBeGone

BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Emotional support, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, support system, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5864	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon with your new pixelated pals. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers can’t help but smile! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s dig our way to happiness together!

ArubaCraft LGBTQ+ Minecraft Server

aruba, ArubaCraft, caribbean islands, civil rights, Curacao, Dutch Caribbean, equal rights, historic ruling, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal precedent, legal ruling, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, marriage laws, Minecraft, Netherlands, progressive change, same-sex marriage, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Void Gems Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1366

yo, dis server be like da Netherlands Supreme Court of Minecraft, except we ain’t judgin’ yo love life, we be celebratin’ it! come join us and get hitched to yo Minecraft boo thang in Aruba and Curaçao, where same-sex marriage be totally lit and totally legal! build yo dream wedding venue, invite all yo blocky friends, and dance the night away under the pixelated stars. ain’t no discrimination here, just love and good vibes. so come on down and say “I do” to da best dang Minecraft server in all da land!

GazaCityBlockParty

civilian evacuation, civilian safety, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, evacuation, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCityBlockParty, global news, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-compliance, palestine, political tension, war zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Picture a world where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You can even challenge the Wither to a dance-off and if you win, you get a magical unicorn mount. Plus, our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies and potions that make you invincible.

So why waste time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAssholes247

Assholes, Behavior, Contribution, CraftyAssholes247, criminally underrated, distinguishing, gas, Human Behavior, liquid, misunderstood, Perception, social interactions, social life, societal dynamics, societal expectations, societal hierarchy, societal impact, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, solid

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	1532	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

InfectiousCraft: Severe Edition

AMERICANS, Covid-19, data analysis, data correlation, data trends, Disease, Disease Progression, Edition, Foreshadowing, health outcomes, INFECTIONS, InfectiousCraft, long-term effects, Medical research, pandemic, public health, repeat infections, research study, severe, Severity, viral infections, Virus, virus severity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server yo cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on! like, did u know dat if u get a severe infection from da virus on dis server, u gonna be a freakin superhero da next time u catch it?! like, u gonna be flyin around shootin lasers outta ur eyes and stuff, it’s wild yo! come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a blast! 😂🔥🚀 #covid19superheroes #minecraftmadness

🏝️Island PVP🏝️ Upgrade Your Tiny Sandcastle & Slam Your Foes 🏝️ SMP PVP

Adventure, alliances, building, Cheating, Combat, competitive, Empire, Foes, Gaming, ISLAND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Resources, rules, Sandcastle, Server, Skills, Slam, smp, strategy, Survival, Tiny, Trading, Upgrade

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

IslandPVP.net Minecraft Server

Features
Island Expansion: Begin with a small island and expand it using your resourcefulness and creativity.
Exploration: Venture out on boats to discover other players’ islands and plunder their treasures.
PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player combat as you defend your island or raid others’.
Economy: Trade resources and items with fellow players to strengthen your island.
Community: Join forces with friends or forge alliances to dominate the server.

Rules

Respect other players and their creations.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
PvP is allowed, but no griefing.

IP: IslandPvp.net

Join us now and start your adventure on IslandPVP.net!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP IslandPvp.net to connect to the server.

Q: Can I play alone on my island?

A: Yes, you can choose to play solo or team up with others to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules for player interaction?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair play and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

MineCraft Sauna Party Server

body rejuvenation, Detoxification, Finnish sauna, health benefits, heat therapy, hot stone sauna, infrared sauna, Minecraft, muscle relaxation, Party, persjantaipainos, Relaxation, sauna, sauna experience, sauna rituals, sauna session, self-care, Server, spa treatment, steam room, stress relief, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crops Grown:	7481	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. They partied all night long, riding on the llamas and making friends with the creepers. It was a wild adventure that you can only experience on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

So come join us on persjantaipainos and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

HairDyeHavoc Minecraft Server

Appearance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Decision making, dyed hair, hair color, hair dye, HairDyeHavoc, husband, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choices, piercings, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, Self-expression, Server, spousal approval, tattoos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	9115	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2178

Are you tired of being told what to do with your own hair? Join our Minecraft server where you can dye your virtual hair any color you want without any judgment from your virtual spouse!

Our server is a safe haven for all hair dye enthusiasts who want to express themselves freely. No more worrying about someone else’s opinion on your hair color choices – here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of available dye colors in the game).

So come join us and let your hair down, literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who loves your blue/teal hair as much as you do. Let your creativity shine in our pixelated world – because life’s too short for boring hair!