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SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3736	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3629
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5032
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crops Grown:	8991
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!