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ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivialAre you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks). -
Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic
BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, traditionAre you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.
So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!
Join us now and let the madness begin!
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DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupidLooking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!