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CashCraft: No Poverty, Only Fun!

alcohol, budgeting, CashCraft, child development, children, economic impact, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, Fun, income inequality, low-income households, Monthly cash transfers, MOTHERS, POVERTY, poverty reduction, risk reduction, Social Impact, social programs, social welfare, spending habits, study, tobacco

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out monthly cash transfers like its candy! u wont be poor in this server cuz we got ur back with that sweet cash flow. and guess what? u wont spend it all on tobacco or alcohol cuz we got ur priorities straight.

mothers on our server are thriving, spending more time and money on their kids than ever before. u wanna be a top mom in minecraft? then join us and start raking in that cash for ur virtual family.

dont miss out on this opportunity to level up ur minecraft game and ur bank account. join now and start living that high roller life in the world of blocks and pixels.

Space

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	56990
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Kosmosis is a Diamond Economy driven Towny Survival Server set on a map with Terralith Custom Terrain. Homebrew and eccentric Datapacks offer a unique survival experience, and a powerful server machine keeps the experience running smoothly. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use of the Terralith Datapack to bring you an exciting and epic world to build your civilizations on. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use a strict diamond driven economy that makes your inventory your wallet. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis introduces an array of new ingredients for its very own custom potions. —————————————————————————- Save up your diamonds to purchase OP Tools that make any project 100x easier in survival.

51.161.106.135

Arkored

application, Arkored, Community, Customer, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Release, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Updates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6417	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

We will be releasing soon! Join our discord for updates!

Staff is needed join in and create an application!

Welcome to Arkored! Arkored is where you’re going to have the best skyblock experience! We have a ton of customer features why not join and come find out!

Join our discord @ www.arkored.net

play.arkored.net

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, creative plots, Creativeplots, Discord, discord server, Disney, Disneyland, Disneyworld, Entertainment, epcot, Epcotcenter, Epcotcenter1989, Familyfriendly, freeforall, Freetoplay, Fun, Gaming, horizonparks, Lobby, Mcamusement, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, Newtomorrow, ONLINE, Other, planet minecraft, PNT, PNT³, project new tomorrow, Projectnewtomorrow, Recreations, Retro, RIDES, Roleplay, server ip, Themepark, Themeparks, vintage, Waltdisneyworld

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	6154	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft Server

Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
SERVER SPECS:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X	RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location: San Jose, California, United States	Platform: Fabric 1.21
MODS & TWEAKS
In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience:
DATAPACKS
Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief	Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg	Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops	Silence Mobs
Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition
APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq	Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link	Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview	Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is The Club SMP?

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.

2. How do I join The Club SMP?

To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.

3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?

The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.

4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?

In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.

5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?

We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.

USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	254	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	8277	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

cancel culture, cyber hate, cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital toxicity, Hate Speech, hatred, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, Negativity, online behavior, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media, social media impact, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.