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BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	430	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3292
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	1364	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

alchemist, Archery, artificer, Cook, Development, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Find, Fish, Join, Lost, Passion, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, Suggestions, Tangles, Trailer, WATCHMAKER, Youll

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2910
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	92	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Bash, Boyfriend, cancer survivor, CancerSlayers, conflicting schedules, DISRESPECTFUL, expensive, family dinner, family party, fundraiser event, half-sister, hurt feelings, icy reception, long distance, mean behavior, Minecraft, misunderstandings, out of state brother, prior engagement, reunion, Server, stepdad, summer time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!